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04 | september, monday
09:46pm, 2006 |
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Yyyyyup. It's time. The ice man friends cut cometh.
This year, it's real. I've gotten to a point where I don't give a damn for politics and only want people to comment if they honestly want to stay on my list. I don't mind ending up with a Friends List of three or four if that's what it comes down to, I'd just like it to be genuine one way or the other.
I am not discouraging anyone from commenting. I heart every single one of you, I just want it to be known that the option not to comment is there. No hard feelings, no expectations. It's been great to know you all.
Comment to be retained. If you don't comment, you will not be kept. No exceptions.
Comments are screened, mostly to avoid my own humiliation.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Current Mood:  okay
Current Music: Sexy Boy -Soyokaze ni Yorisotte-
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Batman Begins review
Okay. A few small points I would like to make abundantly clear.
1. Batman is not a ninja. The idea of it is so fucking cool, but he's not. Please don't try and convince the audience that his stealth comes from harbouring the soul of a ninja under all that rubber.
2. No-one tells Batman what to do. No-one "teaches" him how to be ANYTHING. The very idea of him taking a teacher, a teacher who would beat the shit out of him randomly to prove power, is laughable. Whoever wrote that bit should be shot in the fucking heart. The whole first 25 minutes of the movie should have been CUT. I know it played an important part in reference to the end of the movie, but there was enough fucking confusion in the opening scenes alone to well make up for that.
3. Sure man, just have him in a prison for no reason, flick back and forth between his childhood and present time and NEVER EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS IN THERE. I'm sure the fucking audience will get it.
4. Bruce Wayne was not a "bad boy". The thing that distinguishes him from the other superheroes, angsty teen or no, is that he has enough sense of JUSTICE to never be reckless. He would not drop bombs to blow up police cars, even if it's all in the name of saving a friend. He would find some other way to do it *without* killing police, because he's fucking awesome, not a killer.
5. Batman doesn't employ the services of anyone except Alfred for his equipment. Ever. Occasionally he's been known to order in *parts* that Alfred assembles into different funkified gadgets, but he could never let ANYONE come close to discovering his secret! Unless it's Chase Meridian or Elle McPherson because hell, if it gets him laid, he'd admit to being God. Ultimately, no-one's going to believe it without proof anyway.
6. The whole "Oh my God, Batman is on the ground, he's being swamped by homeless madmen and appears to be part of a 6-dozen-way Asylum gangbang" sequence? Not needed.
7. Batman doesn't lower his voice to try and hide his indentity. That's what the mask is for. Superman used fucking GLASSES, and no-one ever picked HIM. Batman would never need to try that hard.
8. Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne first developed his fear of bats after falling down a hole into a cave directly after his parents funeral. It was raining, he was crying, ran out into the street and fell down into the cave. His parents were not alive at the time. They SHOW THE SEQUENCE in Batman Forever for Christ's sake! You can't just CHANGE the facts of it when you've already put it IN A PREVIOUS MOVIE!
I'm going to stop with the negative points there because 8 is a pretty number, and putting another would ruin it.
Action: The action in this was.. good. I think it must be a different director from the others, because it seemed WAY different. More serious action.. nothing gimmicky like being frozen or tangled in vines or solving riddles. I mean in ways it was better because the cinematography was stunning, but.. it felt less like Batman action than any of the movies I've seen since the original. Nonetheless, as far as the genre goes, it was pretty good. Definately kept me on the edge of my seat in the important sequences.
7/10
Plot: I figured out the plot before Batman did!! =DD I felt the need to lean in and ruin it for Damian because I figured something out before the brilliant one. XD The first 25 minutes are shameful. It gets better after that though, a little. By about an hour, it's well into swing and absolutely mesmerising. Although it kind of seems like a series of unlinked events, when you piece it together you're like "......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" and it all becomes much more interesting. XD Most Batman movies don't really have much of a plot, to be honest, just a kind of.. final showdown where they fight. The only "plot" is what the villains plan to do once they win, which they never get around to. So yes, good!!!
8/10
Comedy: *This* is where it really fell short. -.- There was no gimmickyness! It was serious for the most part, which was a little disappointing. There were some classic moments in there which you really had to look for to appreciate. Like Alfred charging into a burning house to help an unconscious Bruce Wayne.. brandishing a putter for protection. Ohhhhh the Brittishness of that loveable butler! But no real jokes. Laughs, yes, at Bruce Wayne's weird sense of humor and the confusion of anyone who encounters his gadgets without an instruction manual, but no jokes. Wahhhhh!
4/10
Acting: I thought everyone unanimously agreed to never let Katie Holmes near a camera ever again after Dawson's Creek? Irritating as she and her squidgey face and annoying voice was, she played a decent love interest. Not too aloof, but not too "omfg i luv j00 br00s wayne". Christian Bale needs to stop trying. Yes, we know most of your face is covered in that mask, and that it's hard to convey expression. So don't try. Batman is a synonym for APATHY. Do not move your mouth around at inhuman speeds and twist it all over your face, trying to prove there *is* a real man inside the suit. And your nose annoys me. But for a first time Batman.. he did pretty well. Angsted too much, but I guess that's what the script called for, really. And Michael Caine was of course, adorable Brittish love. <33333
6/10
They get props for:
Having the BatCave starting off as an actual bat cave.
Freakyassed use of hallucinagens. Didn't see THAT coming.
Following giggly light-hearted bits with slogs of extreme violence, shutting up the irritating kids in the theatre. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Making Christian Bale's head not look TOO ugly in a mask.
Having him called "the bat man" instead of just Batman, keeping with the theme that he was unknown back then.
Changing villains like four times and totally pulling it off.. It was a fucking daisy chain of evil!
Having Alfred say the word "bloody" with an overly English accent.
Introducing a lot of his gadgets in believeable ways, and showing the evolution of some that began simpler.
INTRODUCING THE BAT SIGNAL!!! =D
Conclusion: See it, buy it, love it.. but watch the others far more often. And fucking consult me before you go and change Batman facts to fit a movie next time, yo!
Current Mood:  thoughtful
Current Music: Every Day Is Exactly The Same
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16 | december, thursday
03:01pm, 2004 |
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As of December 16th 2004, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ethanarchy's LiveJournal is officially
FRIENDS ONLY
Revised on 30th of November 2007
∈ Why ∋
Because although I rarely use my LiveJournal, a lot of its contents are private. Since it's unusual for me to post something general without a TMI comment at the bottom it's worth my while to keep them just locked in general.
∈ How to be added ∋
I'm not picky with friends, since I spend most of my time using this LJ to get access to communities so if we have anything in common, comment. Feel free to add me on AIM as well on my public user, thatgirlisfire or e-mail me at mimarin_kirigoe at hotmail.com.
∈ Commonalities ∋
These aren't so much requirements as guidelines since I try my best to get along with anyone, but still. It helps if you cherish these things as much as I do.
× ムック, メリー, ガゼット, ナイトメア, プラトゥリ, 仙台貨物 etc.
× 逹瑯, 有村竜太朗, YUKKE, ガラ, フクスケ&リウぽん etc.
× モーニング娘。, Berryz工房, 音楽ガッタス etc.
× 吉澤ひとみ, 亀井絵里, 嗣永桃子, 熊井友理奈 etc.
× "House", "Supernatural", "NCIS", "A Bit Of Fry And Laurie" etc.
× FFX & FFX-2 & FFXII
× Batman and all Batman affiliates
These will detract brownie points:
× being angsty
× not being a geek of any kind
× being pointed against any of the above
× thinking that 'lol' is a valid IM in its entirety
Over and out.
Current Mood: okay
Current Music: Neo
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14 | december, tuesday
10:52am, 2004 |
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( 2004 Survey )
Current Mood:  quite happy
Current Music: Dance II Heaven
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Today has been slow and boring, for a change of pace. However, I did at one point discover the final piece of proof I needed to determine that Psycho Le Cemu is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the hand of Satan.
( Check it out. )
Scary stuff.
Current Mood:  complacent
Current Music: Yume Kazaguruma
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13 | november, saturday
07:25pm, 2004 |
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You know what I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate?
(Asides Superman, Beyblades and Mountain Dew..)
When people have TWO Yu~ki userpics, and have "yuki" in their interests.
IT'S SPELT WITH A TILD, MORON.
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Yeah, those things. Learn it, live it. If nothing else at least use a hyphen for crying out loud.
-grunts and goes back to working on her quiz thing-
Current Mood:  angry
Current Music: demaedo icchokusen
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I wrote a YukkexTatsurou version to Fernando, by Abba for those of you who weren't brought up listening to that stuff. Original with no changes, Yukio's version in italic.
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
Can you hear the groans, Tatsurou?
I remember long ago another noisy night like this
In the pool and spa, Tatsurou
You were humming as you sucked and softly stroking Yukke-chan
I could hear the distant sounds
Although they grew in volume as he reached his brink~~
They were closer now, Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid, Fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
He is closer now, Tatsurou
Every hour, every minute, ho-mo-se-xu-a-li-ty
Do not be afraid, Tatsurou
You are young and full of sperm and have limitless energy
And you're not ashamed to say
The force with which he pushed your head down made you cry
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
There was something in your mouth that night
Your throat was tight, Tatsurouuuuuuu
You were kneeling there for him and you
For whiteish goo, Tatsurouuuuuuu
Because there's no way either of you lose
You gave him head
You would gladly do it all again
You love your men, Tatsurou
You would gladly do it all again
You love se-men, Tatsurou
Now we're old and grey Fernando
And since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
Now you're lying down, Tatsurou
You're beathing heavily, stroking Yukke with your hand
Can you hear him now, Tatsurou?
Do you notice being mounted by a member of your band?
I can see it in his eyes
His plain intentions are not hard to understand
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
There is something in the air tonight
A sticky white, Tatsurou
How he mounts you, such depra-vity
Your ca-vity, Tatsurou
Though you never thought that he could get
Erect so fast
You will gladly do it all again
Open your legs, Tatsurou
Current Mood:  amused
Current Music: Fernando >_>
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18 | september, saturday
06:06pm, 2004 |
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I know what you're thinking. Did I play seven songs or six? Well, in all this confusion I've forgotten myself. So I think you have to ask yourself one question.
Can you hear the drums, fernando?:
Current Mood:  bouncy
Current Music: Guess XD
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08 | august, sunday
05:27pm, 2004 |
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Yu~ki has a fabulous ass, a fabulous ass, a fabulous ass
Yu~ki has a fabulous ass, too bad there's no room for meeeee~
Yu~ki wears those fabulous pants, those fabulous pants, those fabulous pants
Yu~ki wears those fabulous pants in verte Aile as the brother of that ladyyyyyyyyy~
Yu~ki has those fabulous eyes, fabulous eyes, fabulous eyes
Yu~ki has those fabulous eyes, though they're covered by contact lenses
Yu~ki has such fabulous thighs, such fabulous thighs, such fabulous thighs
Yu~ki has such fabulous thighs that it makes me and Kozi hump him senseless
Yu~ki has that fabulous mouth, that fabulous mouth, that fabulous mouth
Yu~ki has that fabulous mouth, that's sexier than most admit
Yu~ki has a fabulous PART, a fabulous PART, a fabulous PART
Yu~ki has a fabulous PART and I wish censorship didn't exist~
Yu~ki has a fabulous fangirl, a fabulous fangirl, a fabulous fangirl
Yu~ki has a fabulous fangirl who can never invent decent rhymes
Yu~ki needs a fabulous bodyguard, a fabulous bodyguard, a fabulous bodyguard
To protect him from those who write shit like this in their spare time~
Current Mood:  bored
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09 | may, sunday
11:36am, 2004 |
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Coming to a Namoa Haeaa near you!
The Well Of Desire
Ride of Ecstasy and Chaos; Tantilising; an Unforgettable Moment.
"You won't stop coming!" The Yaoi Syndicate Weekly
Well of Desire
No Children, OAPs or Animals Allowed
Admission: Women: £3. Men: £30. Hot Men: Free
We reserve the right to refuse entry.
Attention! You must be at least this long wide impressive to enter the Well Of Desire.
You are recommend not to enter the Well Of Desire if you are pregnant or have a heart condition.
Current Mood: amused
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Sign it ;__; ..please?
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Danzetsu live
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I know it's a fair sized file but I kept it as small as I could.. WATCH IT, because
1. It took me forever and
2. YOU MAY BE IN IT
Oh yeah, and I left some people out, but the tree is only so big! <3 to everyone.
Current Mood:  accomplished
Current Music: Roman Hikou
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Their clothes were strewn; some jeans, a blouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with rope
So all of the blood stains would come out, they hoped
The couple were nestled all snug in their bed
Covered in sheets of orange and red
Kozi in leather, and Yu~ki was nude
Both of them doing things which were quite rude
When out from the lawn there came such a noise
That it managed to stir these two pretty boys
Yu~ki ran to the window but found the yard still
His erection lying on the windowsill
When spied his eyes two bobbing heads
With darkish hair, by the flowerbeds
Their voices ringing into the night
Giggling and barely restraining delight
"GET OUT, YOU FANGIRLS, GET OUT!" he cried
"Or at least find someplace better to hide!"
They giggled away, quite dizzy with joy
And Yu~ki returned thankfully to his koi
Their cookies were simply each other's skin
Licking and nibbling and loving their sin
Writhing around under covers of silk
And they drank something white, but it wasn't quite milk
In the morning they woke, realising with glee
It was Christmas and there were gifts under their tree!
And although thoughts of sex toys danced in their head
They were both much too tired to get out of bed
~The end~
Current Mood: utterly ridiculous
Current Music: Madrigal
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Current Mood:  crazy
Current Music: syoufu - MUCC
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22 | october, wednesday
10:31pm, 2003 |
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"Quickly team Psycho le Cemu.. it's time to defend the planet! Everyone, suit up, get ready! Now here's the plan.
I, Daishi, control the ship.
Seek, you go down and get some shots of the monsters so we know what's going on.
Yura-sama, you're in charge of attack.
Lida, you're assisting.
And Aya.. dance like you've NEVER DANCED BEFORE!"
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I am officially bowing down to foreverdesire for these pics, and the now-found motivation to buy the Photobooks as soon as I can.
I've never seen these pictures this size, or with this much quality. -tear- My little Yu~ki-san.
Edit: I *was* going to post one of the pictures.. and had done for an hour or so before I changed the layout, and the image was too big for 800x600 users. So it goes behind the cut now. ;__;
( Clicku hyar for the rest... -dribbles- )
I think the words to describe that are.. oh dear GOD.
Current Mood:  excited
Current Music: Hakai No Hate
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